The Smarmy Ghost

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  • friend: shut up about ur fuckin video game
  • me: no

Purple hair stop.  Why did you lock the door.

Why are you pressing up against kirito

PURPLE HAIR OH GOD STOP TRYING TO JUMP KIRITO’S BONES.

why is there soft jazz playing in the background

SO TRIMATING WAS JUST INTRODUCED

TIME FOR SOME THREESOMES I GUESS

OF COURSE THE FIRST TOUCH EVENT I HIT IS WITH THE LOLI GOD DAMN.

at least it was just touching her hand i almost dont wanna keep talking to her but i dont think my need to max everything will let me

SO APPARENTLY GREEN HAIR PRACTICES FOR CLASSMATING.
ALSO THE NEW CUTSCENES ARE REALLY GETTING EXPLICIT I MEAN CHRIST.

Am i really gonna start fighting an illegal drug trade now?  This kinda clashes with what’s been in the rest of the game.  Was the classmating thing not enough to get an M and they just added this shit in because why not?

WHY IS RED HAIR BEST FRIEND HERE TOO.  CAN A MAN GET SOME PRIVACY WITH HIS ARMY OF CHILDREN???

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY DORM ROOM PINK HAIR CHRIST I’VE HAD A LONG DAY OK.

CLASS-MAN-TING.

Classmating with dudes.

That just happened.

The scene following immediately there after didn’t help matters at all.  It was basically Best friend and Kirito saying “Yeah we’re totally not gay for having done this seriously.  Research”

Ok with one line red hair managed to redeem himself a little.

I’ll stop my quest for revenge against you.

Unless you turn obnoxious again.